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Census day at Dalrymple Towers

Despite having interviewed a number of candidates, no single applicant has yet been persuaded to stay overnight at Dalrymple Towers. The lines remain open until midnight, people. Continue reading

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Scrubs Up Well

Washing-up bowls are for weirdos. Continue reading

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Update From The Flat That Time Forgot

Earlier this year, I foolishly made a number of public resolutions. By my reckoning, I’ve achieved seven out of the twelve, and made at least tentative steps towards the remaining five. I’ll let you decide which ones they are. Continue reading

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