Eurovision 2022, Turin: The (un)official scorecard

Posted on May 14, 2022 by Christina Kenny

The 2022 Eurovision Final is on Saturday 14 May 2022! Download your free, printable alternative scorecards here.

Please note that these scorecards are of my own invention and are in no way officially affiliated with the Eurovision Song Contest.

However, I like to think that they are very much spiritually aligned.

Click here to download a free, printable PDF of the Eurovision 2022 (un)official scorecard.

Please use irresponsibly.

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Eurovision 2017, Kiev: The (un)official scorecard

Posted on May 8, 2017 by Christina Kenny

The 2017 Eurovision final is on Saturday 13 May! Those of you not on your way to Ukraine can download your free, printable, 100% (un)official scorecards right here.

Eurovision 2017 Kyiv scorecard

Click on the image (or here) to download your free, printable PDF of the Eurovision 2017 (un)official scorecard.

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Explanatory notes: 

  • If you’re not sure what constitutes a cheesy modulation, then listening from 3.03 to 3.20 of this video should give you an idea.
  • Please be aware that “Jesus wept” is a very special bonus and must not be awarded lightly. He really must be crying.
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Eurovision 2016: The (un)official scorecard

Posted on May 14, 2016 by Christina Kenny

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

I’m referring, of course, to Eurovision. The 2016 Eurovision final is tonight, 14 May, and I’m happy to say you can download your free, printable, 100% (un)official scorecards right here.

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Click on the image to download your free, printable PDF of the Eurovision 2016 (un)official scorecard.

Please use irresponsibly.

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