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Eurovision 2017, Kiev: The (un)official scorecard

Bonuses for white pianos, wind machines and “Jesus wept” Continue reading

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Eurovision 2016: The (un)official scorecard

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! I’m referring, of course, to Eurovision. The 2016 Eurovision final is tonight, 14 May, and I’m happy to say you can download your free, printable, 100% (un)official scorecards right here. Click on … Continue reading

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Reluctantly calling bullshit on Reginald D Hunter

Reading instructions If you are Reginald D Hunter and/or a very busy and important person, please scroll down to the last section of this post. Everyone else: start from here. Disclaimer one: I’m a journalist I’m not saying this because … Continue reading

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Evolution of the amateur choir/orchestra tour as relayed via social media

2015: No-one bothers uploading photos to social media: they’ve already been shared via the tour What’s App group in real time. No-one outside the ensemble notices or cares. Continue reading

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On being mistaken for a pregnant lady on the tube

The first guy to offer me his seat was quite young. That raised alarm bells. Usually it’s older gentleman who leap to their feet when they see a woman standing (presumably for fear her uterus may be heading southwards in … Continue reading

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Are YOU a chicken washer?

Who are these so-called chicken washers? What person in their right mind would even consider washing a chicken? Continue reading

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Made In Chelsea: The Next Series

At this point, viewers can press the red button to self-administer a lethal overdose. Continue reading

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