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- This #NightTracks Mix by @thorney_h and @Hanpeel is so nourishing and delicious that I've only been allowing myself… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 9 hours ago
- RT @jacobcollier: “All I Need”, recorded in my upstairs bathroom, aired on @JimmyKimmelLive on Tuesday night! 😊 @mahalia @tydollasign htt… 1 day ago
- This is really nice. twitter.com/BBCRadio3/stat… 1 day ago
- RT @BBCRadio3: 🎧 @jacobcollier performs Don't Know Why in his music room, at home in North London. 📺 Watch the session in full here: https… 1 day ago
- RT @gaywonk: ME: I don't know why I feel so useless and depressed right now. THERAPIST: There's a pandemic. M: I think I'm just a lazy pi… 3 days ago
- Can we march? I need to demonstrate my EXTREME CIVIC DISAPPROVAL while retaining my social distancing moral high g… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 5 days ago
- RT @BarristerSecret: I hope and expect that when this Civil Servant is identified, the government will accept that they were simply followi… 5 days ago
- Now is not a good time to be trolling us gov.uk, read the room twitter.com/govuk/status/1… 5 days ago
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Eurovision 2017, Kiev: The (un)official scorecard
Bonuses for white pianos, wind machines and “Jesus wept” Continue reading
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Tagged Eurovision 2017, Eurovision final, Eurovision Kiev, Eurovision party, Eurovision scorecards, humour
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Eurovision 2016: The (un)official scorecard
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! I’m referring, of course, to Eurovision. The 2016 Eurovision final is tonight, 14 May, and I’m happy to say you can download your free, printable, 100% (un)official scorecards right here. Click on … Continue reading
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Tagged christina kenny, Eurovision 2016, Eurovision scorecard, stockholm
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Reluctantly calling bullshit on Reginald D Hunter
Reading instructions If you are Reginald D Hunter and/or a very busy and important person, please scroll down to the last section of this post. Everyone else: start from here. Disclaimer one: I’m a journalist I’m not saying this because … Continue reading
Evolution of the amateur choir/orchestra tour as relayed via social media
2015: No-one bothers uploading photos to social media: they’ve already been shared via the tour What’s App group in real time. No-one outside the ensemble notices or cares. Continue reading
On being mistaken for a pregnant lady on the tube
The first guy to offer me his seat was quite young. That raised alarm bells. Usually it’s older gentleman who leap to their feet when they see a woman standing (presumably for fear her uterus may be heading southwards in … Continue reading
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Tagged Baby on board, gin, Joules, London underground, phantom pregnancy, tube
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Are YOU a chicken washer?
Who are these so-called chicken washers? What person in their right mind would even consider washing a chicken? Continue reading
Made In Chelsea: The Next Series
At this point, viewers can press the red button to self-administer a lethal overdose. Continue reading
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Tagged Binky Alex orgy, Channel 4, Made In Chelsea
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