Tag Archives: embarrassment

If you’re nice to me from now on, I’ll let you choose your own care home

My dad: Hi darling! We’re just driving back from the Hay Festival. Me: Did you have a good time? Dad: Yes – did mum tell you we saw Caitlin Moran? Me: Yes, she texted me to let me know. Dad: … Continue reading

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Census day at Dalrymple Towers

Despite having interviewed a number of candidates, no single applicant has yet been persuaded to stay overnight at Dalrymple Towers. The lines remain open until midnight, people. Continue reading

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