Tag Archives: family

Have you met the twins?

WANTED: Fecund male to father army of hilariously-named progeny. Form an orderly queue. Continue reading

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Shit My Mum Says

In which my mum demonstrates poor memory skills AND insensitivity. Continue reading

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The D for Dalrymple Questionhair (part five): Talking

How are we supposed to know what the average woman looks like if we never really see her? Continue reading

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The D for Dalrymple Questionhair (part four): Comparisons

It all goes to show how hard it is for women to see and accept other people’s bodies, let alone their own. Continue reading

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If you’re nice to me from now on, I’ll let you choose your own care home

My dad: Hi darling! We’re just driving back from the Hay Festival. Me: Did you have a good time? Dad: Yes – did mum tell you we saw Caitlin Moran? Me: Yes, she texted me to let me know. Dad: … Continue reading

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The Agony And The Ecstasy

Me: What I’m saying is that, while I do think about buying an iPad all the time, I fully recognise that my need for an iPad has been totally manufactured by Apple, who conveniently also manufacture iPads. Tom: Do you understand how consumerism works? Continue reading

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This one is for all the mothers out there

This week’s post features unwitting guest blogger, my mum. Continue reading

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