Tag Archives: family

Have you met the twins?

WANTED: Fecund male to father army of hilariously-named progeny. Form an orderly queue. Continue reading

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Shit My Mum Says

In which my mum demonstrates poor memory skills AND insensitivity. Continue reading

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The D for Dalrymple Questionhair (part five): Talking

How are we supposed to know what the average woman looks like if we never really see her? Continue reading

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