Tag Archives: family

Have you met the twins?

Posted on October 31, 2012 by

WANTED: Fecund male to father army of hilariously-named progeny. Form an orderly queue. Continue reading →

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Shit My Mum Says

Posted on September 2, 2012 by

In which my mum demonstrates poor memory skills AND insensitivity. Continue reading →

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The D for Dalrymple Questionhair (part five): Talking

Posted on August 15, 2012 by

How are we supposed to know what the average woman looks like if we never really see her? Continue reading →

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The D for Dalrymple Questionhair (part four): Comparisons

Posted on July 29, 2012 by

It all goes to show how hard it is for women to see and accept other people’s bodies, let alone their own. Continue reading →

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If you’re nice to me from now on, I’ll let you choose your own care home

Posted on June 4, 2012 by

My dad: Hi darling! We’re just driving back from the Hay Festival. Me: Did you have a good time? Dad: Yes – did mum tell you we saw Caitlin Moran? Me: Yes, she texted me to let me know. Dad: … Continue reading →

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The Agony And The Ecstasy

Posted on April 21, 2012 by

Me: What I’m saying is that, while I do think about buying an iPad all the time, I fully recognise that my need for an iPad has been totally manufactured by Apple, who conveniently also manufacture iPads. Tom: Do you understand how consumerism works? Continue reading →

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This one is for all the mothers out there

Posted on March 18, 2012 by

This week’s post features unwitting guest blogger, my mum. Continue reading →

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