Tag Archives: growing up

Have you met the twins?

WANTED: Fecund male to father army of hilariously-named progeny. Form an orderly queue. Continue reading

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Questionhair

As someone who has spent much of her life inwardly convinced that her pubes naturally start at eyebrow level and extend to her feet, I’d like your input on these important issues. I’ve already informally interviewed a number of people about body hair and their attitudes towards it. I’m looking now to get some more formal data, so I’ve written a little questionnaire. Continue reading

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Period dramas

“Would it be alright if I worked from home today? And have we got any projects that I could do from the bath? It’s just I’m planning to spend the day in there, chewing on a doorstop.” Continue reading

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Growing up

Just what exactly are you supposed to do with your own milkteeth? Throw them away? Bury them? Wear them on a chain? Cook with them? Continue reading

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Update From The Flat That Time Forgot

Earlier this year, I foolishly made a number of public resolutions. By my reckoning, I’ve achieved seven out of the twelve, and made at least tentative steps towards the remaining five. I’ll let you decide which ones they are. Continue reading

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