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Category Archives: Shit My Mum Says
Shit My Mum Says (On Narcotics)
I’m just about to go and see my mother in hospital, and wondering if she’ll come up with anything as good as this. Continue reading
Shit Other People’s Mums Say
Overheard in Eastleigh station. Mother to furious teenage daughter: “Oh, so it’s not your hormones then, it’s your actual personality? Bloody brilliant.”
Shit My Mum Says (part two)
In which my mum reveals her early career aspirations. Continue reading