My dad: “Well, what about the 8th of May?”

My mum (indignantly): “That’s our WEDDING anniversary!”

My dad: “No, it’s not.”

My mum: “Of course it is!”

My dad: “The 8th of JUNE is the wedding anniversary -”

My mum: “That’s what I said.”

My dad: “- of you and your FIRST husband.”

My mum: “Is there any more Prosecco?”

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* backdated from April, since it looks like this may become a regular D for Dalrymple feature