My dad: Hi darling! We’re just driving back from the Hay Festival.
Me: Did you have a good time?
Dad: Yes – did mum tell you we saw Caitlin Moran?
Me: Yes, she texted me to let me know.
Dad: I spoke to her, you know.
Dad: Yes, I showed her your text!
Dad: Yes – she was delightfully crude.
Me: WHICH FUCKING TEXT DID YOU SHOW HER?