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Mond und licht

It turns out that cheese does not line the stomach as well as you might hope. Or, in fact, at all. Continue reading

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Census day at Dalrymple Towers

Despite having interviewed a number of candidates, no single applicant has yet been persuaded to stay overnight at Dalrymple Towers. The lines remain open until midnight, people. Continue reading

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innocent ltd train customer services operatives in banter

To whom it may concern,
Dear Sir or Madam,
I am not excited by this vegetable pot. Continue reading

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