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Six-nipple dog jacket

If, like me, you are adversely affected by laziness, poor self-esteem, and baked potatoes, clothes shopping leaves you open to all kinds of mental anguish. Continue reading

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(Half-)Baked In Chelsea

It would take an extremely willing suspension of disbelief or a serious head injury for anyone to believe that what they see on Made In Chelsea is real. Continue reading

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Je vais à Paris en vacances

Tomorrow Jo and I are off to Paris’s Rock En Seine for a weekend of electropop, vin rouge, and, it would seem, mud. Yes, even in Paris – centre of art, glamour, and a certain je ne said quoi – it’s pissing with rain. Continue reading

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Dalrymple Dates (part two of two)

So, my first date wasn’t Mr Right and I, let’s face it, can be slightly unhinged. Continue reading

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Day 34: Nelson

  I arrived into Abel Tasman National Park for the second time two days ago and realised that the last D For Dalrymple missive had been written about the very same place. It has been far too long. To the … Continue reading

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Day 18: Picton

This afternoon I arrived in Picton, gateway to New Zealand’s South Island and home to another scion of the Berry clan. Tessa welcomed me with open arms, which was jolly nice of her considering that I rocked up not only … Continue reading

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Day 4… or maybe 5… Auckland

0930 Monday 8 February 2010 Dubai International Airport I am experiencing a strange clenching in the pit of my stomach, and a slight but insistent nausea that comes and goes in waves, but I suspect that this has less to … Continue reading

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