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Six-nipple dog jacket

If, like me, you are adversely affected by laziness, poor self-esteem, and baked potatoes, clothes shopping leaves you open to all kinds of mental anguish. Continue reading

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(Half-)Baked In Chelsea

It would take an extremely willing suspension of disbelief or a serious head injury for anyone to believe that what they see on Made In Chelsea is real. Continue reading

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Je vais à Paris en vacances

Tomorrow Jo and I are off to Paris’s Rock En Seine for a weekend of electropop, vin rouge, and, it would seem, mud. Yes, even in Paris – centre of art, glamour, and a certain je ne said quoi – it’s pissing with rain. Continue reading

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