Category Archives: Shoddy Treatments

Occasionally I write piss-takes of things off the telly.

Made In Chelsea: The Next Series

At this point, viewers can press the red button to self-administer a lethal overdose. Continue reading

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Marketing menstruation: or, Why D for Dalrymple should be in charge of telly adverts

Cupcakes and Cath Kidston notwithstanding, feminism in the UK has literally never been this hip. Surely British women are ready for honesty in advertising? Continue reading

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(Half-)Baked In Chelsea

It would take an extremely willing suspension of disbelief or a serious head injury for anyone to believe that what they see on Made In Chelsea is real. Continue reading

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