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Happiness

Happiness is realising that you’re bound to be miserable again before long. Continue reading

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If you’re nice to me from now on, I’ll let you choose your own care home

My dad: Hi darling! We’re just driving back from the Hay Festival. Me: Did you have a good time? Dad: Yes – did mum tell you we saw Caitlin Moran? Me: Yes, she texted me to let me know. Dad: … Continue reading

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D for Dalrymple meets Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard and I discuss apes, and whether having a pink bum still means anything in human terms. We decide that apes probably have different criteria when it comes to body hair and bums. There is an awkward silence. Continue reading

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