Shit My Mum Says (part two)

Me: “So yeah, the sequel is about a sixteenth-century Roman courtesan and her dwarf manservant.”

My mum (wistfully): “When I was 16, that’s all I ever wanted to be.”

Me: “What, a dwarf manservant?”

My mum: “No, a courtesan.”

Me: “When you were 16, you wanted to be a prostitute?”

My mum: “Oh yes.”

Me and my dad: “…”

My mum: “But a reaaaaaaaally classy one.”

Shit My Mum Says (part one)

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Christina Kenny is a music journalist based in London.
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