Tag Archives: boring

Survival of the wittiest

I recommend that you go straight out and buy a copy of Social Survival so that you, like me, can learn to hold your plate, wine glass, napkin, cigarette and gloves in one hand whilst making witty smalltalk with strapping young bachelors at cocktail parties. Continue reading

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What’s my motivation?

This journey of self-discovery prompted the realisation that my primary motivation, for pretty much everything, is fear. Continue reading

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D For Dalrymple’s Guide To Successful Temping

Once clear of the academic (and/or alcoholic) restrictions of university, many new graduates are faced with some serious choices. Option A. Take a gap year, or just a few months off to do something worthwhile (or selfish). Option B. Spend … Continue reading

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