Tag Archives: lists

Survival of the wittiest

I recommend that you go straight out and buy a copy of Social Survival so that you, like me, can learn to hold your plate, wine glass, napkin, cigarette and gloves in one hand whilst making witty smalltalk with strapping young bachelors at cocktail parties. Continue reading

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In praise of lists

This morning I woke to find that I was suffering from a severe episode of clinical depression. Continue reading

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