Shit My Mum Says (On Narcotics)

I’m just about to go and see my mother in hospital, and wondering if she’ll come up with anything as good as last January.

My mum: “Oh my god! Oh my god! You’re here!”

Us: “Hi.”

My mum: “That – WOMAN” (indicates nurse) “- told me you’d gone home. She said you abandoned me.”

Nurse: “I did not say that.”

Mum: “She is a horrible, HORRIBLE woman.”

Us (to nurse): “We are SO sorry.”

My mum: [fixes nurse with baleful death stare and maintains same for four hours]

Advertisements

About Christina Kenny

Christina Kenny is a music journalist based in London.
This entry was posted in Shit My Mum Says and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s