There are still four hours to go until the Eurovision 2014 final in Copenhagen – plenty of time to print out your (un)official scorecards!
Click here to access the PDF of my Eurovision Final 2014 (un)Official scorecard.
Many thanks to graphic designer Ben Wordsworth for putting this together as a proper scorecard. View the original crappy layout here.

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I have been contacted by several people who want to know what constitutes a ‘Jesus wept’ bonus point.
Please be aware that this is a very special bonus and must not be awarded lightly. He must be really crying.