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Tag Archives: London underground
On being mistaken for a pregnant lady on the tube
The first guy to offer me his seat was quite young. That raised alarm bells. Usually it’s older gentleman who leap to their feet when they see a woman standing (presumably for fear her uterus may be heading southwards in … Continue reading
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Tagged Baby on board, gin, Joules, London underground, phantom pregnancy, tube
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The Escalator Game: definitive rules and regulations
Rule #3: If you reach the end of the escalator without having made a choice, then you have not only lost the Game but caused bad things to happen to your family. Continue reading