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On being mistaken for a pregnant lady on the tube

The first guy to offer me his seat was quite young. That raised alarm bells. Usually it’s older gentleman who leap to their feet when they see a woman standing (presumably for fear her uterus may be heading southwards in … Continue reading

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The Escalator Game: definitive rules and regulations

Rule #3: If you reach the end of the escalator without having made a choice, then you have not only lost the Game but caused bad things to happen to your family. Continue reading

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