b) “Hey, I see your car is a left hand drive. Welcome to the UK. In this country, we drive on the left. It’s also traditional to use just one lane at a time.”
c) “Thanks for the (unsolicited) critique of my appearance, but how will me replacing my glasses with contact lenses help you to be a better driver?”
d) “No, I don’t think I will ‘get a car’, thanks. The last thing this town needs is another prick on the roads.”
Part one here.