Eurovision 2017, Kiev: The (un)official scorecard

The 2017 Eurovision final is on Saturday 13 May! Those of you not on your way to Ukraine can download your free, printable, 100% (un)official scorecards right here.

Eurovision 2017 Kyiv scorecard

Click on the image (or here) to download your free, printable PDF of the Eurovision 2017 (un)official scorecard.

Please use irresponsibly.


Explanatory notes: 

  • If you’re not sure what constitutes a cheesy modulation, then listening from 3.03 to 3.20 of this video should give you an idea.
  • Please be aware that “Jesus wept” is a very special bonus and must not be awarded lightly. He really must be crying.
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About Christina Kenny

Christina Kenny is a music journalist based in London.
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One Response to Eurovision 2017, Kiev: The (un)official scorecard

  1. Lucyhee says:

    Thank you. I’m laughing already and looking forward to tonight even more than before (if possible).

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