The 2017 Eurovision final is on Saturday 13 May! Those of you not on your way to Ukraine can download your free, printable, 100% (un)official scorecards right here.
Click on the image (or here) to download your free, printable PDF of the Eurovision 2017 (un)official scorecard.
Please use irresponsibly.
- If you’re not sure what constitutes a cheesy modulation, then listening from 3.03 to 3.20 of this video should give you an idea.
- Please be aware that “Jesus wept” is a very special bonus and must not be awarded lightly. He really must be crying.
Thank you. I’m laughing already and looking forward to tonight even more than before (if possible).