This film by director Tatia Pilieva went up on YouTube 20 hours ago and has already racked up over two and a half million hits.

I think I’d find it more romantic were it not for the little wet noises that come across over the soundtrack. Watching it has caused me to have two epiphanies:

1. Kissing is one of those things that seems like a good idea at the time but is actually a very, very odd thing to do.

2. Tongues are like big weird shellfish that live in your mouth.