Toy shop assistant: “Can I help you?”
Me: “Hi. I’m looking for facepaint?”
Assistant: “No problem. What age are you buying for?”
Me: “28.”
Assistant: “…”
Me: “I need to make my face erode to reveal an android skull?”
Assistant: “…”
Another productive evening at Dalrymple Towers.
Rumpus Party: Aliens vs. Robots, 15 April 2013
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