And finally…

The scene: reduced smoked salmon display, Kensington supermarket.

Old lady (thrusting large pack into my hands): “Look, this is one is much better value.”

Me (politely, slightly patronisingly): “Oooh, thank-you, but I live by myself. It might be a bit too much for just me.”

Old lady (without skipping a beat): “Take a lover.”

Happy New Year!

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About Christina Kenny

Christina Kenny is a music journalist based in London.
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