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- @caitlinmoran @bbccouk I'm surprised the piano doesn't have a person-shaped groove in it from all the people vaulting onto it over the years 3 hours ago
- Oh yeah, and I wrote some words about My Struggle here. There's some stuff about blood blisters. Relentlessly sexy. dfordalrymple.com/2013/06/14/chr… 6 hours ago
- Christ, I should really get my concert dress sorted out. 6 hours ago
- ...you're sponsoring me to stay sober after one of the biggest gigs of my life (@RollingStones in Hyde Park to 150K) raceforlifesponsorme.org/christinakenny 6 hours ago
- Lest there be any confusion - you're not really sponsoring me to run 10K (although that'll def be an achievement)... raceforlifesponsorme.org/christinakenny 6 hours ago
- I def do not have access to vast amounts of high quality cocaine. So please sponsor me to run after my Stones gig: raceforlifesponsorme.org/christinakenny 7 hours ago
- Matt: "I bet Ronnie Wood could be out all night & still run 10k." Me: "That's because he has access to vast amounts of high-quality cocaine" 7 hours ago
- @AlbertinaPdC I actually do love it. YAMAYA YAMAYA! 7 hours ago
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If you’re nice to me from now on, I’ll let you choose your own care home
My dad: Hi darling! We’re just driving back from the Hay Festival. Me: Did you have a good time? Dad: Yes – did mum tell you we saw Caitlin Moran? Me: Yes, she texted me to let me know. Dad: … Continue reading →
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Census day at Dalrymple Towers
Despite having interviewed a number of candidates, no single applicant has yet been persuaded to stay overnight at Dalrymple Towers. The lines remain open until midnight, people. Continue reading →
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