FYI. This is what happens when you buy suspiciously cheap perfume online without reading the description properly.
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- "I am brave, with good teeth & curly hair. Can't tell the difference between parsley & coriander by sight, but can by smell." #elevatorpitch 3 days ago
- I have just discovered the term 'elevator pitch' and am now working on one for my own personal brand. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elevator_… 3 days ago
- RT @SimonLeeson1: @dfordalrymple What's with the birds flying by in the graphics? Was this what was transfixing Gillian Tett? 3 days ago
- HE'S AMERICAN, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT 'STUFFY' MEANS JEREMY #newsnight 3 days ago
- @luc7m @NotRollergirl Yeah but like the French would pronounce it 'Euro' yeah? 3 days ago
- Gillian Tett, you're on Newsnight, not.. whatever you think you're on. Less staring soulfully at the camera please #newsnight 3 days ago
